Orbs Vs Drones Unisex Cotton Crew Tee

$29.00

ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS TEE WILL BE USED TO GIFT SUBSCRIPTIONS FOR @NERDORK0 on TikTok 👽🛸

This premium fitted short sleeve is your new go-to for workouts, errand runs, or just surviving the chaos of the daily news cycle. Made from light, breathable fabric, it’s as comfy as it is versatile, while the high-quality print ensures your statement stays bold—even if the headlines are anything but grounded.

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XLWidth, in19.0220.5122.0124.0226.0227.9930.0032.00Length, in27.9929.0230.0031.0232.0132.9934.0235.00Sleeve length, in7.487.878.278.669.069.459.8410.24

Featuring a fan-favorite quote inspired by the latest East Coast drone-and-orb spectacle, this shirt adds just the right amount of humor to the absurdity of today’s world. Whether you’re spotting “unidentified flying drama” or dodging the latest crisis, this tee is the perfect armor for staying cool, calm, and collected (even if the skies aren’t).

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ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS TEE WILL BE USED TO GIFT SUBSCRIPTIONS FOR @NERDORK0 on TikTok 👽🛸

This premium fitted short sleeve is your new go-to for workouts, errand runs, or just surviving the chaos of the daily news cycle. Made from light, breathable fabric, it’s as comfy as it is versatile, while the high-quality print ensures your statement stays bold—even if the headlines are anything but grounded.

SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XLWidth, in19.0220.5122.0124.0226.0227.9930.0032.00Length, in27.9929.0230.0031.0232.0132.9934.0235.00Sleeve length, in7.487.878.278.669.069.459.8410.24

Featuring a fan-favorite quote inspired by the latest East Coast drone-and-orb spectacle, this shirt adds just the right amount of humor to the absurdity of today’s world. Whether you’re spotting “unidentified flying drama” or dodging the latest crisis, this tee is the perfect armor for staying cool, calm, and collected (even if the skies aren’t).

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